Calgon Take Me Away!

Oh my! It has been one of those days
Been a long time a coming, it's headed this way
I know you agree, we have the same thing to say...
"Oh Calgon! PLEASE come and take me away!"

From the minute I woke and my feet hit the floor,
Everyone needing something, and then wanting more,
"How do you spell this?" "Where do I find that?"
Wait, did I just eat a doughnut?! No wonder I'm fat!
"No, you can't, well, maybe, alright, O.K.,"
"Oh Calgon! PLEASE come and take me away!"

I had the day planned, I wrote it all down,
But the schedule I made, is nowhere to be found,
I'm a stay at home mom, I should have plenty of time,
Ya, for dishes, for laundry, but none of it MINE!
My house is a mess, but my family is fed
It's only 1:00! Ugh! I'm ready for bed!
As I look to God, the prayer that I pray..
"Lord please, let Calgon, come and take me away!"

Then I start to think about  a 9-5 job,
But realize, that's just more $ the government can rob,
I love being home, I just really need a break,
From the crazy, the chaos, from the moment I wake
A quiet, long bath at the end of the day...
"Ahh, Calgon, you CAME, and you took me away!"